evil-religion
January 7, 2005, 12:23 PM
http://www.creationism.org/topbar/dinosaurs.htm
With such devastating insights as this I really feel the need to convert.
How could I have been so stupid as to have missed out the "evidence" from legends. I mean the patron saint of England killed a dragon so he MUST have lived at the same time as dinosaurs. I concede defeat in the light of this argument.
The earth is only 6000 years old not billions of years as I previously thought.
There is a God
He made us all.
And Jesus clearly loves us, unless of course you live in Thai land or Siri Lanka but we don’t talk about that!
Right I've got to go and start groveling sorry, praying.
By a similar argument of course I am going to start looking for that ginger bread house in the forest and I won’t be eating any apples given to be by strange women, and I had better be extra careful around sowing machines (don’t want to fall asleep for 100 years do I). After all we have these legends do they obviously must be true.
What tosh.
With such devastating insights as this I really feel the need to convert.
How could I have been so stupid as to have missed out the "evidence" from legends. I mean the patron saint of England killed a dragon so he MUST have lived at the same time as dinosaurs. I concede defeat in the light of this argument.
The earth is only 6000 years old not billions of years as I previously thought.
There is a God
He made us all.
And Jesus clearly loves us, unless of course you live in Thai land or Siri Lanka but we don’t talk about that!
Right I've got to go and start groveling sorry, praying.
By a similar argument of course I am going to start looking for that ginger bread house in the forest and I won’t be eating any apples given to be by strange women, and I had better be extra careful around sowing machines (don’t want to fall asleep for 100 years do I). After all we have these legends do they obviously must be true.
What tosh.