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Boro Nut
December 29, 2005, 07:33 AM
I couldn't help noticing that the great man seems to have omitted the opening statement "Last night god came to me in a dream and said..." How embarrassing. They'd be teaching it in Sunday school now. Let's hope scientists (including those with real PhD's) across the globe can learn from his error.

Boro Nut
Plognark
December 29, 2005, 08:58 AM
Mehehe :D
braces_for_impact
December 29, 2005, 09:07 AM
Hindsight is always 20/20 eh?
MrDarwin
December 29, 2005, 09:14 AM
You'll notice that Joseph Smith didn't make the same mistake.
Richard Forrest
December 29, 2005, 09:19 AM
Well, it's clear that Darwin was absolutely crap at founding a new religion.

It's just as well that he had a well-reasoned scientific argument firmly based on the evidence to fall back on.

Richard Forrest
Boro Nut
December 29, 2005, 10:26 AM
...It's just as well that he had a well-reasoned scientific argument firmly based on the evidence to fall back on.

Ah yes. The theory of comfy chair.

Boro Nut
Stormlight
December 29, 2005, 10:53 AM
Ah yes. The theory of comfy chair.

Boro Nut

:rolling:
Y.B
December 29, 2005, 10:56 AM
But God didn't come to Darwin until he was on his deathbed.

God seems to have a thing for near dead people... yeeech!
Boro Nut
December 29, 2005, 11:55 AM
God seems to have a thing for near dead people... yeeech!

Hi Yeeech. What does the B stand for?

Boro Nut
Y.B
December 29, 2005, 12:02 PM
Hi Yeeech. What does the B stand for?

Boro Nut

Bland.

Yeeech! Bland!
Thief of Time
January 1, 2006, 03:14 PM
God seems to have a thing for near dead people... yeeech!
And completely dead people. he COLLECTS them!
Grengor
January 1, 2006, 06:38 PM
Maybe deities are necrophiliacs.
Thief of Time
January 1, 2006, 11:49 PM
Maybe, but not strictly. It is written that god loves us all, isn't it?

Necrophiliac, bisexual,