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GenesisNemesis
September 2, 2006, 11:26 PM
But I had a sort of interesting discussion with my brother on aol instant messanger.

In that discussion, I concluded that Santa Claus was much better to believe in than Jesus.

If you do good, then Santa gives you whatever gift, right?

But if you do bad, then Santa punishes you, and gives you a lump of coal. Bad, right?

Wrong!

You could either do with the lump of coal
a) Burn it for heat (after all, it's the winter!) or
b) Wait millions and millions of years for the coal to be compressed to diamond in the Earth, and then dig up the diamond, cut it, and sell it for a better home where coal is not needed.

Santa is so awesome!!! :notworthy: