So I was just wondering...

[BolshyFaker]

If Jesus was fully human, and fully a man, did he get morning wood? And if he did, did he get wet dreams as well? Because these are just hormonal reactions right, that EVERY man gets.

And when either of those things happened, did he think about girls? (or boys :p) Actually, is there any room left in the Xian worldview to morally consider the physical possibilty of the other sex? As in, could you see a woman passing in the street and consider that marriage to her and its consumation would be enjoyable?

I tried asking a Xian friend some of this, but had no satisfactory answers...

[Seeker630]

If Jesus was fully human, and fully a man, did he get morning wood? And if he did, did he get wet dreams as well? Because these are just hormonal reactions right, that EVERY man gets.

And when either of those things happened, did he think about girls? (or boys :p) Actually, is there any room left in the Xian worldview to morally consider the physical possibilty of the other sex? As in, could you see a woman passing in the street and consider that marriage to her and its consumation would be enjoyable?

I tried asking a Xian friend some of this, but had no satisfactory answers...


They never do have satisfactory answers. The sex angle is interesting, but I often wonder what Jesus and the disciples used to wipe their asses with. I mean if he was trully human he had to take a dump sooner or later.

Right?

[butswana]

They never do have satisfactory answers. The sex angle is interesting, but I often wonder what Jesus and the disciples used to wipe their asses with. I mean if he was trully human he had to take a dump sooner or later.

Right?
Did his shit smell divine or heavenly, like piping hot cookies fresh out of the oven?
In all of my 37 years, I've never had a 'wet dream'. I've gotten up in the middle of the night to crank one off, but never just busted a nut in my unders.

[WishboneDawn]

They never do have satisfactory answers.



And we should have?

[xaxxat]

I wonder if he had sex dreams. And if he did, was that a sin? After all, he said that lusting was the same as doing it...

[BolshyFaker]

Yeah I was thinking about this because of the poop question - apparently the idea that JC never hit the crapper is officially blasphemous, since he was fully 'man'.

[WishboneDawn]

Yeah I was thinking about this because of the poop question - apparently the idea that JC never hit the crapper is officially blasphemous, since he was fully 'man'.

Bull. It could have been magical, mystical, sparkly God poop. And then you're still left with the question.

[motorhead]

LOL...I can see Jesus and the boys walking around, then Jesus stopping and saying, "Wait, wait, listen..." Then cranking out a huge fart.

[angela2]

If Jesus was fully human, and fully a man, did he get morning wood? And if he did, did he get wet dreams as well? Because these are just hormonal reactions right, that EVERY man gets.

And when either of those things happened, did he think about girls? (or boys :p) Actually, is there any room left in the Xian worldview to morally consider the physical possibilty of the other sex? As in, could you see a woman passing in the street and consider that marriage to her and its consumation would be enjoyable?

I tried asking a Xian friend some of this, but had no satisfactory answers...
Yes.

[OldYgg]

Did his shit smell divine or heavenly, like piping hot cookies fresh out of the oven?
In all of my 37 years, I've never had a 'wet dream'. I've gotten up in the middle of the night to crank one off, but never just busted a nut in my unders.

Nocturnal emission is a terrible thing. It is strictly biological and if, like me during your college years you had a dry spell of about 1 year (I think technically it could happen in 6 months) - you'll have a vivid dream of the most fantastic woman in the known universe - and an unpleasant surpise in your underwear. I woke up just after.

Blech.

Old Ygg

[xaxxat]

LOL...I can see Jesus and the boys walking around, then Jesus stopping and saying, "Wait, wait, listen..." Then cranking out a huge fart.


He'd have to develop a sense of humor before he could do that...

;)

[OldYgg]

Bull. It could have been magical, mystical, sparkly God poop. And then you're still left with the question.

Hey wouldn't that qualify as proof? I wonder what the half-life of good-poop is?

Old Ygg

[chasborne]

Of course he had nocturnal emmissions... or he masturbated. What's the problem with either? All babies masturbate. Only in Western culture, especially The United States, would there be a problem with that.
I'm sure he noticed attractive women and men as well. It doesn't mean he lusted after them... "lusting" indicating a desire to dominate and use them for personal gratification.

[Overkill]

Close but no cigar. You can't jack off. "If your right hand causes you to sin...", whoever fantasizes about a woman commits adultery in his heart, etc.
Jesus thrashing the wumpus would pretty plainly be sinful.
Though I do believe every once in a while he'd cut some really epic farts.

[Mav]

The uncut bible quotes:

John 19:25
Near the cross of Jesus stood his mother, his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Clopas, and Mary Magdalene. Who were coated in Heavenly Poo after his passing.

Isaiah 42:14
"For a long time I have kept silent, I have been quiet and held myself back. But now, like a woman in childbirth, I cry out, I gasp and pant. For this night shall be the last in my life time of serving Hot-Pockets unto my Lord.

Leviticus 19:29
" 'Do not degrade your daughter by making her a prostitute, or the land will turn to prostitution and be filled with wickednessT.
T:Fun and Happiness.

We all know he had those dreams and woodies in the morning...where do you think Mary Magdalene fitted in at.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gif

[chasborne]

Close but no cigar. You can't jack off. "If your right hand causes you to sin...", whoever fantasizes about a woman commits adultery in his heart, etc.
Jesus thrashing the wumpus would pretty plainly be sinful.
Though I do believe every once in a while he'd cut some really epic farts.

And your puritan ethic tells you masturbation is sinful... why?

Is it sinful to scratch your ear or pick your nose? How about rub your shoulder after a long day of working in the yard?

[seebs]

I have no idea. Never really occurred to me to care, even after people have asked.

[Tao of Pooh]

Maybe I shoulda posted this here:
The "Prophetic" method of using the men's room...or the "Mo on the Po" thread (http://www.whyislam.org/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15198)
Jesus may/may not have squeezed one out but Mohammed did!:devil3:




Never explain anything-your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you.

[rationalOne]

And we should have?Yes.

Human sexual behavior and natural functions are a part of life. Since Jesus was supposedly both god and man, it does not seem unreasonable to question the more mundane and ordinary aspects of his life.

[Overkill]

It always seemed to me that jacking off would have to break the 6th commandment because you're not thinking about offensive linemen and graham crackers, you know? You're lusting in your heart.

[chasborne]

Psychologist suggest that much of masturbation does not include "lustful" thoughts about real people or situations. They are fantasies.