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flintknapper
October 26, 2006, 06:21 AM
This story (http://ncregister.com/site/article/508/)is so absurd, I have trouble believing that Pope Benedict Arnold and exorcist Amorth believe it themselves. And they wonder why so many people are leaving the Catholic Church?:rolleyes:

Cynic of Mammon
October 26, 2006, 06:52 AM
Wow...
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
I know I did not just step back a thousand years, but it seemed that way.
One has to ask: if Hitler was possessed by Satan, by whom was Pope Pius XII ("Hitler's Pope") possessed?

Sounds like a crap comedy film doesn't it: "Hitler, the Pope and the Exorcist"

djrafikie
October 26, 2006, 06:57 AM
"psychological illnesses are frequently caused by persistent sinful behavior."

Oh for F*CKS SAKE!

Tao of Pooh
October 26, 2006, 08:42 AM
Wow...
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
I know I did not just step back a thousand years, but it seemed that way.
One has to ask: if Hitler was possessed by Satan, by whom was Pope Pius XII ("Hitler's Pope") possessed?

Sounds like a crap comedy film doesn't it: "Hitler, the Pope and the Exorcist"

Or the beginning of a lame joke.
"Did you hear the one about Hitler, a pope and an exorcist walk into a bar...?"

Wait, we gotta work the Devil into that, maybe he can be the bartender?:huh:



We feel pain, not painlessness.

djrafikie
October 26, 2006, 11:11 AM
Did you hear the one about Hitler, a pope and an exorcist walk into a bar?
The bartender (satan), says:
"so, what do you guys want?"
The excorcist screams "get thee behind me satan!"
so satan does, he give the excorcist a good anal ploughing, and the excorcist leaves.
The pope says "I call upon the father the son and the holy ghost"
the bartender says.. "sorry, they are'nt in today, try saturday.."
The pope leaves.
Hitler says..
"I'll take a shot please"
Satan says..
come in on sunday, the family deals are two for one.