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deblb8889
October 30, 2006, 08:32 PM
I get at least 2 to 3 godspam a week from my family. This one was so over the top I just had to share....
A Tennessee Tale
>>
>>A Seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg,
>>Tennessee. One morning, they were eating breakfast in a little
>>restaurant, hoping to enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were
>>waiting for their food, they noticed a distinguished looking, white
>>haired man moving from table to table, visiting with the guests. The
>>professor leaned over and whispered to his wife, "I hope he doesn't
>>come over here." But sure enough, the man did come over to their
>>table.
>>"Where are you folks from?" he asked in a friendly voice.
>>"Oklahoma," they answered.
>>"Great to have you here in Tennessee," the stranger said. "What do
>>you do for a living?"
>>"I teach at a seminary," he replied.
>>"Oh, so you teach preachers how to preach, do you? Well, I've got a
>>really good story for you." And with that, the gentleman pulled up a
>>chair and sat down at the table with the couple. The professor
>>groaned and thought to himself, Great, just what I need--another
>>preacher story! The man started, "See that mountain over there?"
>>(pointing out a restaurant window). "Not far from the base of that
>>mountain, there was a boy born to an unwed mother. He had a hard
>>time growing up, because every place he went, he was always asked
>>the same question. "Hey boy, who's your daddy?" Whether he was at
>>school, in the grocery store or drug store, people would ask the
>>same question. "Who's your daddy?" He would hide at recess and
>>lunchtime from other students. He would avoid going into stores
>>because that question hurt him so much. When he was about 12 years
>>old, a new preacher came to his church. He would always go in late
>>and slip out early to avoid hearing the question, "Who's your daddy
>>?" But one day, the new preacher said the benediction so fast, he
>>got caught and had to walk out with the crowd. Just about the time
>>he got to the back door, the new preacher, not knowing anything
>>about him put his hand on his shoulder and asked him, "Son, who's
>>your daddy?"
>>The whole church got deathly quiet. He could feel every eye in the
>>church looking at him Now everyone would finally know the answer to
>>the question, "Who's your daddy?" The new preacher, though, sensed
>>the situation around him and using discernment that only the Holy
>>Spirit could give, said the following to the scared little boy.
>>"Wait a minute!" he said. "I know who you are. I see the family
>>resemblance now. You are a child of God." With that, He patted the
>>boy on his shoulder and said. "Boy, you've got a great inheritance.
>>Go and claim it. "
>>With that, the boy smiled for the first time in a long time and
>>walked out the door a changed person. He was never the same again.
>>Whenever anybody asked him, "Who's your Daddy?" he'd just tell them,
>>I'm a child of God."
>>The distinguished gentleman got up from the table and said, "Isn't
>>that a great story?" The professor responded that it really was a
>>great story!
>>As the man turned to leave, he said, "You know, if that new preacher
>>hadn't told me that I was one of God's children, I probably would
>>never have amounted to anything!" And he walked away.
>>The seminary professor and his wife were stunned.
>>He called the waitress over and asked her, "Do you know that man who
>>just left that was sitting at our table?"
>>The waitress grinned and said, "Of course. Everybody here knows him.
>>That's Ben Hooper.
>>He's the former governor of Tennessee!"
>>Someone in your life today needs a reminder that they are one of
>>God's children.
>>"The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the Word of God stands
>>forever." Isaiah 40:8
>>
>>YOU'RE ONE OF GOD'S CHILDREN. I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!


I have a TON of homework to do tonight but had to take time out to share this. :angel:

MadPhatCat
October 30, 2006, 08:49 PM
What a fucking stupid kid.

Dur, I don't have a daddy and I am a depressed loser. Wait a minute God could be my daddy! I think I'll be a governor now. Hooray!

We should spread this story around guys. Think of all of the good we can do for those pathetic single parent kids! ;)

Nemoralis
October 30, 2006, 09:07 PM
And the ironic thing is that (apparently) kids without significant father figures are more likely to be atheists. I fall into that group.

Hooray for more junk mail. This stuff is growing on facebook and other sites. I hate the "Why didn't you post the wonderful message I sent you on your own wall?" messages I get from people I barely even know.

EverLastingGodStopper
October 30, 2006, 09:09 PM
Dude. http://www.snopes.com/glurge/hooper.htm Click REPLY ALL and send this link. It doesn't debunk the story but it certainly paints a more realistic picture of the message.
Like we said, it's a mixture of fact and fiction. The salient point — that a boy born out of wedlock went on to serve as Governor of Tennessee — more than holds up to scrutiny. Yet the glurgerrific part — that the child established his sense of himself only thanks to a preacher's public branding of him as a "child of God" — founders against the rock of Ben Hooper's autobiography. There was no such preacher, and from Ben's account of his early days, there would have been no need for one.

Vortex
October 30, 2006, 11:37 PM
TL to SL