The Harmony Chip! ;)

[Chamaeleon]

It slices! It dices! It makes your car run better! It improves the air in your buildings! It improves ... uh, your sex life? Well, never mind! It's all possible due to the wonders of quantum mechanics!

The Harmony Chip (http://www.harmonyunited.com/start.html)

If moderators feel this belong in humor, feel free to move it. In any case, my god, people will try just about anything to suck money out of people.

[JamesBannon]

Heh.. I liked this bit:

The ordering effect of the Harmony Chip technology results in the conflicting energy patterns of conflicting thought structures (the squiggles that one can see on an EEG) disappearing. The reduction in "noise levels" makes it much easier to see what is true and what is false and to make decisions accordingly.

Simply lay the Harmony Chip on the fontanel with the name readable from behind you. Close your eyes. Sit as straight as possible. Lay the left hand in the right both palms upwards. Sit quietly in this position for 10 to 15 minutes twice daily.
Alternatively, when you are occupied with something where head movement is minimal such as driving a car, then you may very well have some very pleasant experiences through having your Harmony Chip upon the fontanel whilst you are doing it.

:D

[Chamaeleon]

I find the following paragraph at the end of the technology description to be possibly the most accurate, since it does state that it doesn't actually do anything...
In the everyday sense of the word, the Harmony Chip doesn't DO anything, i.e. it doesn't seek to impose a given condition upon an existent system. All it really does is to dispose of accumulated rubbish and, thereby, to ALLOW the system with which it is in contact to express it's own unique optimal function and purpose. It is this methodology whereby a tool (the Harmony Chip) does not have a particular objective but rather trusts that any system from which disturbances and confusion have been removed, will, of itself, improve in a natural way, that gives the Harmony Chip technology the astonishingly broad spectrum of applications partially seen on this website.

[xunzian]

Reminds me of that orgonite claptrap people occasionally talk about.

Silly silly stuff.