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Toto
May 21, 2008, 06:28 PM
Group finds Starbucks logo too hot to handle (http://www.startribune.com/nation/18969709.html?location_refer=Homepage)

A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo for Starbucks Coffee.

The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. "Need I say more? It's extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks."

The group, which claims more than 3,000 members nationwide and has found a place on the fringe advancing various conspiracy theories, is calling for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant.

You just have to wonder if Starbucks didn't slip this groups some money under the table to protest this, since my first inclination was to go out and get some Starbucks coffee.

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Izmir Stinger
May 21, 2008, 06:38 PM
Hey, that's the original logo! Wonder why none of these fundies had a problem with it when they were using it back in the beginning, in Seattle in the 80's.... nevermind, answered my own question.

Here it is, in all its slutty NSFW glory:

http://www.wordlab.com/images/Starbucks.Logo.Original.jpg

Outrageous!

Babylon Sister
May 21, 2008, 06:44 PM
I didn't know mermaids had two tails.

Edit: Opps! Just looked at one of my go-cups and find the old logo suggests that mermaids do have 2 tails. So the 2 tails of the new logo is a big problem, but not the bared breasts of the old one?

Reason
May 21, 2008, 07:25 PM
Holy crap.

Reminds me of when I was a fundie, seeing demons and the antichrist in everything.

Thank FSM I am free!

Sapho
May 21, 2008, 08:47 PM
Clearly it should be changed, as we would not want to hurt their feelings, the poor little darllings:banghead:

Izmir Stinger
May 21, 2008, 09:23 PM
I didn't know mermaids had two tails.

Edit: Opps! Just looked at one of my go-cups and find the old logo suggests that mermaids do have 2 tails. So the 2 tails of the new logo is a big problem, but not the bared breasts of the old one?

They brought back the old one. You will be seeing her saggy tits on your cups soon.

Apostate1970
May 21, 2008, 11:27 PM
The Orwellian Police State Beast system is currently being implemented.

I kind of wish they'd go back to the "Rubenesque" image even before this one.

Toto, what is this about the breast policing system? Is there a place to sign up?

http://www.r4nt.com/v4/db/issues/v40/a_terence.jpg

Babylon Sister
May 22, 2008, 12:07 AM
They brought back the old one. You will be seeing her saggy tits on your cups soon.

I'm thinking C or D.

john_v_h
May 22, 2008, 12:53 AM
Slutbucks? Is that like food stamps for sex?

Toto
May 22, 2008, 12:55 AM
The Orwellian Police State Beast system is currently being implemented.

I kind of wish they'd go back to the "Rubenesque" image even before this one.

Toto, what is this about the breast policing system? Is there a place to sign up?

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First of all, I didn't say that - the Christians did. Secondly, it's Orwelling Police State Beast, not Breast!

Apostate1970
May 22, 2008, 03:30 AM
The Orwellian Police State Beast system is currently being implemented.



I kind of wish they'd go back to the "Rubenesque" image even before this one.

Toto, what is this about the breast policing system? Is there a place to sign up?

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First of all, I didn't say that - the Christians did. Secondly, it's Orwelling Police State Beast, not Breast!


Ok... I get it now... The Welling Breast System is being implanted.

:Cheeky:

Who's on first?

:confused:

(ok... please don't ban me... i'm just having fun ;) )

Joan of Bark
May 22, 2008, 06:04 AM
formerly known as John Conner

First he fought against Skynet, and now he's taking on the world ...

general_koffi
May 22, 2008, 07:51 AM
This is what happens when you abstain from all sex. Suddenly everything is a naked women with her legs spread... Even alter boys, sometimes.

Slutbucks

I'm sure that's a brand in Grand Theft Auto IV... :p