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mark9950
August 21, 2003, 04:46 AM
It is called arnoldism governorism of californiaism we worship the god Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Anyone want to join?
demoninho
August 21, 2003, 04:48 AM
:notworthy
Deacon Doubtmonger
August 24, 2003, 04:13 AM
So does God now go around saying, "PRAY TO THE HAND"??? :p
RED DAVE
August 24, 2003, 05:13 AM
Sacred chant #1 (proving His resurrection):

I'M BACK!

Sacred chant #2 (He shall speak all tongues):

NO PROBLEMO!

Sacred chant #3 (provong His knowledge of foregin policy)

[What is greatest in life?

To drive the enemy before you. To burn his villages. To hear the lamentation of his women!

RED DAVE
B. H. Manners
August 24, 2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by RED DAVE



To drive the enemy before you. To burn his villages. To hear the lamentation of his women![/B]
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Jehovah, is that you?
Gothic_J
August 26, 2003, 09:29 PM
I think its gehnghis the kahn actually.
Lonely_Road_Of_Faith
August 27, 2003, 08:30 PM
:notworthy
nermal
August 29, 2003, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by RED DAVE
Sacred chant #1 (proving His resurrection):


To drive the enemy before you. To burn his villages. To hear the lamentation of his women!

RED DAVE [/B]

Wrong, wrong, so wrong.

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women."

Ed
RED DAVE
August 31, 2003, 04:54 AM
Thanx, oh Guru Ed. I am not worthy! I am not worthy!

So, to recap:

All communicants must meditate daily, for a minimum of 8 hours, while pumping iron, the following chants:

I'LL BE BACK!

NO PROBLEMO!

And know that the true meaning of life is: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women."

RED DAVE
ieyeasu
August 31, 2003, 07:20 AM
Don't forget his sacrifice:

Hasta la vista, baby. (yah, so I can't spell in Spanish, whaddya want).
RED DAVE
August 31, 2003, 08:22 PM
From ieyeasu:
Don't forget his sacrifice:

Hasta la vista, baby. (yah, so I can't spell in Spanish, whaddya want).

I could consider you a miserable heretic, but since Arnoldism (working titled; open to respectful revision) is an opportunistic religion, I am incorporating your text.

REVISED CANON:

All communicants must meditate daily, for a minimum of 8 hours, while pumping iron, using the following chants:

I'LL BE BACK!

NO PROBLEMO!

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

And know that the true meaning of life is: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women."

One night, the leopards broke into the temple and drank the sacramental wine. Everyone was scandalized. Then it happened again, again and again. Finally, they made it part of the ritual.
Franz Kafka

RED DAVE[