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Catseye
September 3, 2003, 11:26 AM
(unsure if this is the right forum - mods, feel free to move)

I checked my inbox today after neglecting it for a while, and a close friend sent me that forward about Billy Graham's daughter and September 11th. I've had rather a bad day, and while I've let a couple of annoying forwards from her go without commenting in the past, I replied to this one and told her what I thought about it.

What's odd, though, is that she isn't a fundamentalist Christian, and she's not American - we're both British. She's a liberal Christian, I'm an agnostic, and I never expected to get this kind of e-mail from her. I'm hoping she hit 'forward' after seeing the word God in the first couple of lines, without really reading it, but it puzzled me even so.

If anyone's got any advice about handling this situation, along the lines of why liberal Christians would forward this kind of stuff, or what kind of reply to expect from someone who did, I'd appreciate it. Of course, any corrections to my own reply or verbal smacks around the head for replying straight off after a really bad day without calming down first would also be appreciated ;)

I've enclosed her original e-mail, for anyone who hasn't yet seen it or wishes another chance to shriek and throw things at the monitor.

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Her e-mail:

In light of the many perversions and jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (Regarding the attacks on Sept. 11).

Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.

And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school ... the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbour as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave. The school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued (there's a big difference between disciplining, touching, beating, smacking, humiliating, kicking, etc.). And we said OK.

Then someone said, let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, and they won't even have to tell their parents. And we said OK.

Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they're going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school. And we said OK.

Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs. Agreeing with them, we said it doesn't matter to me what anyone, including the President, does in private as long as I have a job and the economy is good.

Then someone said let's print magazines with pictures of nude women and call it wholesome, down-to-earth appreciation for the beauty of the female body. And we said OK.

And then someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and then further again by making them available on the Internet. And we said OK, they're entitled to free speech.

Then the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence, and illicit sex. Let's record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes. And we said it's just entertainment, it has no adverse effect, nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they WILL think of you for sending it. Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in!

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My reply:

Dear God, woman. Did you actually read this?

Quite apart from the rather sick theology implied in any god that could say 'Hey, kids aren't reciting the Lord's Prayer? I'll lob a few planes at you and kill a couple of thousand people! Ha ha ha!' - hardly consistent with even the Old Testament (Job, for example), never mind the New - it's full of offensive inaccuracies, and Billy Graham's daughter didn't say it. (What she did say can be found on the ever-reliable Snopes - http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wheregod.htm.)

As to why it's offensive and inaccurate, it's a direct response to part of the American constitution. Their First Amendment forbids the government from establishing one religion over another. It doesn't mean religion is banned, it doesn't mean Christians are persecuted, it means every religion gets equal treatment in the eyes of the law. Some Americans, of the fundamentalist Christian variety, don't approve of this, and they'd rather their religion got (illegal) preferential treatment over everybody else. Comments about God and the Bible being 'banned' from schools refer to court decisions forbidding schools from telling children to recite the Lord's Prayer or read the Bible. Children can do whatever they want in their free time, including pray or read the Bible - the school, however, isn't allowed to force them to.

Court decisions like those haven't gone down too well among the fundamentalist Christian population in the US. They don't see getting equal treatment in the eyes of the law with everybody else as fair - they want schools to teach fundamentalist Christianity as fact, the government to promote it, and every other religion to be thrown out of the window. When this doesn't happen, they see themselves as being persecuted. They talk about how 'public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace', as the e-mail mentioned. There are plenty of people out there, Christians included, who truly are persecuted. American fundamentalists are not among them.

Evolution is rarely taught in American schools in most Southern states, as fundamentalist Christians object to it; there's an on-again off-again campaign in a lot of those states for the 'Biblical account of six-day creation' to be given equal teaching time if evolution is taught at all. The US government recently withdrew all foreign aid for all organisations that provided abortions to poor women, no matter what else those organisations did, or how many people they fed and helped, because of pressure from the 'Religious Right'. These people are conservative to a level we don't even have over here, and they have a lot of lobbying power for issues like that. They think America is God's own country, and should be supported over and above the rest of the world. They think welfare and support programs for poor people should be abolished. They think the death penalty should be introduced for more and more crimes, and appeal times reduced. Large groups of people have lobbied for all of these things, and they quite often get their way. Some of them even support people who bomb abortion clinics and kill people. And they think all that should be done because that's what God wants, and otherwise God will 'withdraw His protection' from the US and let terrorists attack them.

America has its problems. The government treating all religions equally isn't one of them, and neither are the other things mentioned - kids getting sex education in schools (shock! horror!), violent TV programmes, or whatever President Clinton did in his spare time. You'll notice the e-mail talks a great deal about how America has managed to disobey God, but it doesn't once mention anybody's failure to love their neighbour. They believe in a God that would allow thousands of innocent people to be killed because other people in the same country listen to music with 'satanic themes', and concepts of love and forgiveness don't figure highly.

I don't like this kind of attitude when individuals have it - it's arrogant, selfish, short-sighted and reactionary. It really scares me when large groups of people with a lot of lobbying power have it. And while I know you don't share this attitude at all, it bothers me to think that friends who I know for a fact are the complete opposite of these people are buying into any of it. I don't want this kind of attitude, or this kind of 'Christianity', to spread any further, including into my inbox.

Thank you

tensorproduct
September 3, 2003, 11:46 AM
Excellently written response.
Well done Catseye

Rhaedas
September 3, 2003, 12:04 PM
:notworthy

Heathen Dawn
September 3, 2003, 04:38 PM
It's very old godspam. Our own Bill Schultz wrote a cutting response to it on the Secular Web Kiosk.

Suaup
September 3, 2003, 07:36 PM
Awesome reply - I don't let God emails go ignored anymore. They'll get a nice reply debunking their points, usually they don't write a response and never send another divine email after that.

Let us know how this ends up.

Arkus 02
September 4, 2003, 12:09 AM
Are you laughing?
yup. laughing so damn hard im almost crying. Not only is it pointless, it's funny! I'm not sure if the author was trying to make me guilt trip and go sentimenatal, or maybe he just had a sick sense of humor. I hope for the latter, really I do.

I liked the response. Remember that this is your friend tho, and PMS is no excuse for pissing off friends. Sometimes you just gotta put that stuff in the 'drafts' folder and read it again the next day. Im sure she just didnt think about it. Very good rant though, a 9.5 on the fujita scale. Or something.

Yes I know the fujita scale is out of 5.

EDIT: spelings

RalphyS
September 4, 2003, 06:57 AM
I also got some Godspam in from a Christian friend with this quote by Alan Keyes regarding the events of 9/11. It is important to know that I don't believe in a God and she hopes to convince me otherwise, because she fears for my eternal soul.

This is the quote she sent me:
"In this moment, we would do well to remember that there is a God. We are not Him, and neither are the terrorist-murderers who are assaulting us. With our prayers, with our hearts and with all our faithfulness, we should commit both will and judgment to the Lord. Let us trust in Him so that, in this time of tragedy and trial, conscience will not falter, nor prudent courage fail. Let us pray that in His mercy, He will bless America beyond all deserving, as we know and believe He seeks to bless all humanity." -- Alan Keyes

This quote made me feel like I needed to reply to it and this is what I came up with:
"In this moment, we would do well to remember if all people believed that there is no God, there would be no reason for religious wars, because there would be no different versions of how we would see God. Noone would see the need to kill others in His name, because others feel different about Him, noone would have to oppress people to act in accordance with a certain religious book and noone could say that there God is better than his and that therefore he was better than him for believing in the right God and therefore the other would go to hell. With our thoughts, with our love and with the way we act, we could commit to making this world a better place in stead of fighting about which next world/afterlife is better or more true. All the energy put into prayer to a God could be used to make the lifes of our fellow humans better by being a better person ourselves not because a God tells us to, but simply because we choose to be the best person we can be. Let us not put our trust in this magical being in the sky, but make an effort to change this world for the better ourselves by taking a good look at the actions that we take. Yes, in this time of tragedy and trial, the being that solves all would be a great comfort as well as it would be a blessing to know that our deceased loved ones would be in this everlasting Eden of our particular religion, but let's not forget that the deceased of other religions would therefore burn in hell forever, because their version was wrong. Instead let us work to make this place a better one in the memory of all those whose demise came to soon and try to prevend it from happening again. Let us get rid of our religious differences and become one with just one purpose to again be the best person we can be and with that making this world the best world it can be, so we have heaven on earth now, instead of an imagined on after our death. Humanity's beliefs were the reason this happened, let's change these beliefs and only belief in humanity's capability to be good without a reason." -- Ralphy S.

Catseye
September 4, 2003, 08:31 AM
She replied. Politely, calmly, and beginning with 'I think perhaps I may have been mistaken about that e-mail'. I'm pretty surprised - I rarely respond to e-mails of that sort and she wouldn't have been expecting me to do so this time, and out of the two of us, she's the one with the fuse short enough to bump this kind of thing up into a full-scale screaming match (no matter how much my initial effort helped this time...) I would have expected her to be extremely hurt and offended, and I'm very glad she wasn't - and rather ashamed of myself for expecting her to be, come to think of it.

You're right, Arkus - I should've stuck this in the drafts folder and let it simmer for a while. As it is, I'll apologise to her for being a little short-tempered in my next reply; although it's no excuse, I had had a really bad day (way beyond anything PMS could conjure ;) ), and I appreciate her not letting it escalate. On the other hand, I don't regret sending the e-mail itself, though I certainly think it could have done with waiting until I'd calmed down, as it looks like a good discussion could come of this. Her reply went on to talk about what she apparently sees as a 'drop in moral standards in certain areas of culture'. I'm very interested to know exactly what she means there - what, things were better under the Victorians? - and hopefully we can discuss that calmly. On that subject, anyone got any advice for if the discussion does end up going down that route? She's not exactly a Puritan, people with the vague sense that Things Were Better In The Old Days can be rather frustrating to debate it with. (For the record, we're both in our early 20s - it's a rather odd type of nostalgia, no?)

Thanks for the support, guys. And RalphyS, I loved this:

Instead let us work to make this place a better one in the memory of all those whose demise came to soon and try to prevent it from happening again.

Very well said.