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Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 09:19 AM
I'm sat here typing merrily away at my thesis (only 5 days to go!) and I've just noticed a girl 2 computers away writing an essay entitled "Evolution: fact ot fiction?." She is sat next to the president of the Christian union and I know her vaguely as a biology student (!?)

I need a break, maybe I should go and have a word..................?

Edited to correct embarrasing spelling mistake!

Principia
January 7, 2004, 09:22 AM
Christians.... Evolution... Fact or Fiction

<sigh>

The stereotypes are just much too facile. ;)

Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 09:28 AM
Yes, it is all a little obvious. She is typing this whilst wearing a 'Jesus; he's the real thing' hoodie. Apparently its a clever wordplay on a Coke advertising slogan.

Oolon Colluphid
January 7, 2004, 09:35 AM
Ah, go on, ask her how she's getting on with it!

You could always point her here for clarification on any relevant matter...

Oolon

variant 13
January 7, 2004, 09:36 AM
I say yes go and have a chat about things, it can't hurt.

I'm sat here typing merrily away at my thesis (only 5 days to go!)

How many words?

Fuckers are making me rewrite mine coz of a few mistakes and the grammar being a shaky.

Damn them.:mad:

Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 09:43 AM
Jmebob:

Its supposed to be 10000. Currently I'm at, er, 13000. I'll be hacking away at it for the next few days then. All my beautiful sentences being destroyed.........

I'll have a word when she looks up. Actually I'm rather hoping she pops for a tea break or something so I can look at the paper she is reading. Its also rather imaginitavely titled 'Evolution fact or fiction.' I wonder how much of her finished piece will be her own words...............

I also wonder if she can see me typing this!?

seanie
January 7, 2004, 09:44 AM
Is she cute?

Dean Anderson
January 7, 2004, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by seanie
Is she cute?

Cute? In Norwich?!?

She's probably got 6 toes and plays the banjo...

Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 09:50 AM
She isn't bad actually. I was waiting for a bus with her once and was impressed by what I saw. Unfortunately my girlfriend arrived soon after ;-)

Speaking of good looking Christians. I have a devout friend who has been going out with her bloke (she converted him) since the age of 15, they got married this year (at the age of 21) for the express purpose of being able to have sex. Aaahhh, the sanctity of Christian marriage..............

Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Pervy Hobbit Fancier
Cute? In Norwich?!?

She's probably got 6 toes and plays the banjo...

I suspect she isn't local. Not too many people from Thetford manage to get to uni, not even for buisness management.

I did live with a chap in the first year from Mull with an extra toe.

Amen-Moses
January 7, 2004, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Steve Forden
Speaking of good looking Christians. I have a devout friend who has been going out with her bloke (she converted him) since the age of 15, they got married this year (at the age of 21) for the express purpose of being able to have sex.

That's just plain perverted, normal people get married so they don't have to have sex anymore. ;)

Amen-Moses

seanie
January 7, 2004, 09:55 AM
Nope.

They have kids so they don't have sex anymore.

Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 10:06 AM
Update!

Have pointed her towards talk origins and this site (though I wouldn't expect posts to be imminent). Said nothing more as she looked a bit scared.

GunnerJ
January 7, 2004, 10:31 AM
Well, gee, maybe you shouldn't have been munching on that Kitten-and-Baby Meat Kabob when you talked to her. Or at least removed the wrapper identifying it as such.

Steve_F
January 7, 2004, 10:33 AM
Yes, I think she was a little put out by the slavers of flesh hanging from my fangs and the blood soaked t-shirt proclaiming 'atheists eat Christian babies.'

caravelair
January 7, 2004, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Steve Forden
Yes, it is all a little obvious. She is typing this whilst wearing a 'Jesus; he's the real thing' hoodie. Apparently its a clever wordplay on a Coke advertising slogan.

i think coke should sue jesus for copyright infringement.

scombrid
January 7, 2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Jmebob
I say yes go and have a chat about things, it can't hurt.



How many words?

Fuckers are making me rewrite mine coz of a few mistakes and the grammar being a shaky.

Damn them.:mad:

Oh goddamn, don't say that. I just handed mine in yesterday.