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breathilizer
March 11, 2004, 11:17 PM
What is Heaven made of?









Of what is Heaven made?
Quantum Ninja
March 11, 2004, 11:37 PM
Figment.
breathilizer
March 12, 2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Quantum Ninja
Figment.
lol
Biff the unclean
March 12, 2004, 01:00 AM
When was it moved from the sky to some spirit realm?
Jacob & his ladder still had it in the sky, where Genesis also places it.
Jesus ascending into the sky, and the Christians meeting Jesus in the clouds at the rapture shows that it was still in the sky when the NT was written.

So who moved it and when?
breathilizer
March 12, 2004, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by Biff the unclean
So who moved it

The Catholic Church

Originally posted by Biff the unclean
and when?

When the airplane was invented
Tenek
March 12, 2004, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by breathilizer
The Catholic Church



When the airplane was invented

Only the airplane? What about hot air balloons? Can't they get to Heaven? Or is it only certain types of planes, which weren't around in 1904?

Say, that reminds me.

I haven't seen any skyscrapers smacked down by the Almighy God recently. (I suppose if you want to be completely evil, WTC would count, except that it wasn't even the tallest freestanding structure...)

So just how good at construction were all those people working on the Tower of Babel?
Tuvar Ane Ingolenen
March 12, 2004, 09:52 AM
Have a look at this
http://nobeliefs.com/heaven.htm
and everything will fall into place.
Jobar
March 12, 2004, 12:19 PM
GRD material, I think.
Adora
March 12, 2004, 10:51 PM
Sex

(well, you didn't ask *who's* heaven, did you?)
DBT
March 12, 2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Tuvar Ane Ingolenen
Have a look at this
http://nobeliefs.com/heaven.htm
and everything will fall into place.


Yes the bible depicts a heaven thats not very heavenly to say the least.
With all that thunder and lightning singing and howling how can anyone blaim poor old lucifer for putting in a complaint.
Valdemar
March 12, 2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by breathilizer
What is Heaven made of?

Sugar and spice and everything nice.

At least MY heaven.
crocodile deathroll
March 13, 2004, 09:25 AM
Ice cream, because I remember there use to be and maybe still is an ice cream called "Heaven on a Stick"

CDR
Gawen
March 13, 2004, 10:01 AM
Adora:Sex...*laffin*...that works for me! Ummm...maybe a real good Whisky? Glenmorangie sounds good.
How about water? I love to sail. So I reckon my heaven would be made of water, sailboats, whisky and sex. Kinda like an extended weekend holiday...for all eternity...:D
Reynard
March 15, 2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by breathilizer
What is Heaven made of?

After that question is answered, I need answers to the following:
1) What is Hell made of?
2) Where in hell is Heaven & Hell located.
Thanatoast
March 15, 2004, 08:46 PM
Neurotransmitters.
Jabu Khan
March 16, 2004, 10:31 AM
Ashes...thats why the rules are rigged they can always use more spackle.
EarlFlynn
March 16, 2004, 12:08 PM
Green cheese.
Ego
March 16, 2004, 12:45 PM
Below is a link to a website that details both the temperature of heaven and hell as well as the refuation.

Go here! (http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/hell.htm)
crocodile deathroll
March 17, 2004, 08:07 AM
"Heaven is flat like earth"