The wife's definately going to get exposed...

[keyser_soze]

She barely held back a snicker(and didn't manage to hold back the smile) while she was in choir singing "blessed is he who COMES in the name of the lord." She relayed this embarrassing tidbit to me when she got home. She's come so far. She keeps talking about how it is difficult to listen to the crap(her term). She wants to stop going, but she loves to sing and it's one of the only outlets. She has such a good voice, I hate for her to not sing. I just told her that there's a price for almost everything, and sitting through an hour of bullshit is the payment she's going to have to make if she wants to stay in choir and women's ensemble. Anyway, just thought I'd share her gutter trip with you guys.

[Loren Pechtel]

Originally posted by keyser_soze
She barely held back a snicker(and didn't manage to hold back the smile) while she was in choir singing "blessed is he who COMES in the name of the lord." She relayed this embarrassing tidbit to me when she got home. She's come so far. She keeps talking about how it is difficult to listen to the crap(her term). She wants to stop going, but she loves to sing and it's one of the only outlets. She has such a good voice, I hate for her to not sing. I just told her that there's a price for almost everything, and sitting through an hour of bullshit is the payment she's going to have to make if she wants to stay in choir and women's ensemble. Anyway, just thought I'd share her gutter trip with you guys.

Yeah, such a person must be blessed. Otherwise, how do you explain producing enough semen to write a word!

<G, D & R>

[Kevin]

Is there a local opera company near you? She might want to try out for a role in the chorus.

[BruceWane]

Originally posted by Loren Pechtel
Yeah, such a person must be blessed. Otherwise, how do you explain producing enough semen to write a word!

<G, D & R>

:D

[Bent]

Reminds me of my Mormon youth, laughing with my brother while everyone else was singing "Hold to the rod, the iron rod..."

[Strelnieks]

Maybe there is a "Sweet Adalines" chorus or quartet nearby looking for reinforcements. That is the ladies' version of barbershop (four-part a-capella, melody second voice from the top). Some choirs sing some religious stuff for performances, but competition songs MUST be religion-free. Its the rules. So many choirs don't have any God-songs in their folders at all. And it's great fun.

You don't have your location on your profile or I would do some looking for you. There are groups just about everywhere in the US and Great Britain and even some in other countries.

Or check here: http://dmoz.org/Arts/Music/Vocal/A_Cappella/Barbershop_Harmony/Groups/Female/Choruses/

Strel

[colin]

Perhaps she can get some some non-fundy choir members to meet for some singing outside of the church setting?

[Barefoot Bree]

Or, she could check out advertising agencies in the local area - i kid you not. Somebody has to be singing those annoying car ad jingles, and I doubt the local Joe Blow Chevy is going to Hollywood for their vocal talent.

Just a thought..... At least it is singing.....

[Rhea]

and I immediately imagined, at the critical moment,


Oh! God!!!!

[Godless Dave]

Originally posted by Barefoot Bree
Or, she could check out advertising agencies in the local area - i kid you not. Somebody has to be singing those annoying car ad jingles, and I doubt the local Joe Blow Chevy is going to Hollywood for their vocal talent.

Just a thought..... At least it is singing.....

And they get paid, too!

[keyser_soze]

She did it in college, scholarships even...but I don't think she would like it as a job. There's not much around here for her type of music. Really, I am just happy to hear her sing while she flits about the house.

[Dean Anderson]

Originally posted by keyser_soze
She barely held back a snicker(and didn't manage to hold back the smile) while she was in choir singing "blessed is he who COMES in the name of the lord."

I probably giggled as much at the title of this thread as your wife did at those lyrics...

...was the double-entendre deliberate?

[keyser_soze]

Originally posted by Pervy Hobbit Fancier
I probably giggled as much at the title of this thread as your wife did at those lyrics...

...was the double-entendre deliberate?

If you can't do it in style...don't DO it.







What do you think?

[richard2]

She barely held back a snicker(and didn't manage to hold back the smile) while she was in choir singing "blessed is he who COMES in the name of the lord." She relayed this embarrassing tidbit to me when she got home. She's come so far.

I thought that I was the only one who saw the sex in that statement. I feel better now. When I was Catholic, I thought that I was such a dirty sinner for thinking it.

Richard2

[Proxima Centauri]

I thought that I was the only one who saw the sex in that statement. I feel better now. When I was Catholic, I thought that I was such a dirty sinner for thinking it.

Richard2
Yes, those f***ing Roman Catholic priests and nuns are so good at making everyone else feel guilty about sex.
Do they really care about sexual morality? When a priest starts touching up kids what do they do? They just move him over to another parish so he can do more of that type of thing.
Here's a nasty example. (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=78165)

:banghead: